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thepanickeddisco:

actualucifer:

crystalien22:

claryher0ndale:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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CRYING. I AM CRYING.

fishingboatproceeds

are people tagging john green in this if he finds this i swear to God

itsa60sthing captain-meow-mix

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I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 

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foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

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friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

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antlerella:

I can’t draw anything except Bubbline lately which isn’t a bad thing because they’re so cute 

antlerella:

I can’t draw anything except Bubbline lately which isn’t a bad thing because they’re so cute 

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dangerouslyfurry:

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orangeninjadan:

officialeo:

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headhunterxzi:

gravityfalse:

ask-fugi-no-misamac:

officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done. 

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

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^Literally my face when it hit

THANK YOU FOR THIS

AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

AND THEN IT HAPPENED

AND I

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W-wha-what just happened?

O.O m-my ears are… t-this is… AMAZING

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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

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For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

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nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

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